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ISBN:	1407179942 (ISBN13: 9781407179940)
Edition Language:	English
Series:	Noah Can't Even #1
Literary Awards:	Leeds Book Awards Nominee for 14-16 (2018)

Noah Can't Even ( Noah Can't Even #1) Paperback | Pages: 365 pages

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Poor Noah Grimes!

His dad disappeared years ago, his mother's Beyonce tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran isn't herself anymore. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is...Well, it's pure HELL.

Why can't Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone - maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely - he'd be seen in a different light?

But Noah's plans for romance are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party. That's when things go from bad to worse utter chaos.

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Title	:	Noah Can't Even ( Noah Can't Even #1)
Author	:	Simon James Green
Book Format	:	Paperback
Book Edition	:	Special Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 365 pages
Published	:	May 4th 2017 by Scholastic
Categories	:	LGBT. Young Adult. Contemporary. Romance

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Ratings: 3.68 From 2357 Users | 409 Reviews

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Like I don't even know what to say. I finished it in one sitting sans the first chapter. So 300+ pages in one go. And I'm not even sure why. There is something about contemporaries that are strangely addictive. I'm not even sure if I really liked this book because I can't decide if it was meant to be funny or whether it was bad. I'm hoping it was aiming for comedy because let me tell you it's hilarious.Noah thinks the best way to become popular is date Sophie, a popular girl. Then his best

This story was freaking hilarious. And "Noah Can't Even"? I'm not sure I've ever come across a more aptly-titled book in my life.Noah was a skinny, socially-inept nerd and, in his misguided quest for popularity and acceptance, he repeatedly made one insanely bad choice after another, which turned his life into a huge web of complicated lies, placing an ever-tightening noose around his own neck and, yep, by the end, Noah "can't even" with any of it. However, if you're looking for a touching

*3.5 stars*

I'm not goin to rate this book, I dont think this book should be taken seriously.Some lad somewhere in London has too much time in hand and one night come home drunk and taraaa.. wrote this bookYeah it gave me chuckles here and there but the irritating and stupid characters (yes plural), stupid plot, left me speechless in disbelieveI never been feel stupid like this before...

Yes, I gave this 5 stars, but NOT for the humor... which I, as a general rule, didn't find humorous! :(I have one of those "mom" senses of humor, so... I mostly just felt sorry for Noah and wished he had a better life. But that didn't mean that I didn't enjoy the story... I did... VERY much! I look forward to reading Noah Never Could because even when you think things can't get any worse, they can... just ask Noah! I hope to see better things for he and Harry in the next installment of Noah's

Noah is almost sixteen, and has a crush on beautiful classmate Sophie. When Noah's best friend Harry kisses him at a party, Noah is shocked (but not altogether disappointed). What does this mean for Noah and Sophie? And indeed, Noah and Harry?As if questioning his sexuality and his friendship with Harry wasn't enough, throw in a Dad who has gone AWOL, a loud, foul mouthed Mum who moonlights as a Beyoncé tribute, an 80s-music-loving Gran with dementia who is plotting an escape from her care home,

2.5 Stars*sigh*Its me*cranky face*I went into Noah Cant Even with the preconceived notion that it would be a coming of age read with sexual discovery, lots of humor, sweet and steady relationship progression, and with touching moments interspersed throughout. See? My fault for having so many assumptionsWhat we actually get is Noah being a nerdy high schooler that thinks there are certain things he can do that would make him a tiny bit more popular and wash away the embarrassment that his parents